Someday they might save your life. So save some money and see their show.
The Hopatcong fire department is hosting a comedy show on Saturday at Defiance Engine Company No. 3. Doors open at 6, but the laughs won't start until 8 p.m. There's a buffet dinner included in the $30 charge.
But that's not all that's happening in Hopatcong over the weekend.
You could hit up a Rosary Society dance. Or you could bowl to help out the Hopatcong Pound Project.
Check out more in our roundup.
Fire Dept. Benefit: Comedy Night
Where/When: At Defiance Engine Company No. 3 in Hopatcong. Doors open at 6 p.m. Show starts at 8 p.m.
Why Go: Two reasons: You'll laugh your butt off and you'll support the men who save you when things start burning.
Cost: $30. Includes: Buffet dinner. Must be 21 or older.
Bowl for Hopatcong Pound
Where/When: Circle Lanes in Ledgewood on Sunday.
Why Go: All proceeds will go to the Hopatcong Pound Project, which hopes to renovate the borough's animal shelter.
Cost: $13 for two games.
Self-Defense Class
Where/When: At St. Jude's Parish in Hopatcong on Thursday at 7:30 p.m.
Why Go: To learn to protect ya neck, like the Wu-Tang Clan said.
Cost: $10.
Veterans Day Ceremony
Where/When: At Veterans Park in Hopatcong on Friday at 11 a.m.
Why Go: To salute America's heros.
Cost: Free.
Rosary Society Dance
Where/When: At St. Jude's Parish in Hopatcong on Saturday at 7 p.m.
Why Go: To get your groove on and have some family fun in the borough.
Cost: $20.
Lake Hopatcong Museum Open
Where/When: At Hopatcong State Park in Landing on Sunday at noon.
Why Go: To reflect on the lake's glory days.
Cost: Free.
Blue Hens Sing at St. Peter's
When/Where: 7 p.m., Friday, at St. Peter's Episcopal Church, Morristown
Why Go: You dig choral music.
Cost: Free
All-Abilities Run from The Running Company
When/Where: 9 a.m., Saturday, at Morristown Running Company
Why Go: You want to get out there before it gets too cold, and you'd like to run with a group.
Cost: Free
Morristown High School vs. Belleville High School (Consolation Game)
When/Where: 1 p.m., Saturday, at Morristown High School
Why Go: You want to cheer on the Colonials one last time this year.
Cost: Free
Morristown Farmers Market
When/Where: 8:30 a.m. to 2 p.m., Sunday, Parking Lot No. 10, Spring and Morris streets
Why Go: It's the second to last farmers market of the season in Morristown. Shop local!
Cost: Bring your wallet
Veterans' Day Ceremony
Where/When: Friday at 11 a.m. at Veterans Memorial Park, 1771 Route 46, Parsippany
Why Go: To give thanks and honor to those who served in the armed forces
Cost: Free.
Blood Drive
When/When: Saturday at 10 a.m. at St. Andrew's Church, 375 Reynolds Ave., Parsippany
Why Go: To give the gift of life.
Cost: Free, but the gift you'll give is priceless.